Gold Digger

half his ageGold-Digger
and nearly twice his height
pretty as a picture
but none too bright
he loves her open arms (and legs) – his “tart”
spread-eagled on his sports-car’s bonnet
she likes him for his open mind and open heart
but most of all – his open wallet
she intends to stick with him through thick and thicker
and is most relieved “concerned” about his dodgy ticker

About Dai Verse

Poet/muso/sketch-doodler/marathon-runner and founder of The Amorphous Poetry Project and Tap Publishing UK
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