Tag Archives: rhyme

That Guy At The Bar by Trinity Nicholas

That Guy At The Bar by Trinity Nicholas Johnny, that joker, is delusional. He made himself up a life. He shut the door on reality and on six kids and a wife. He harps about funky adventures and love stories … Continue reading

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The Farting Contest – as published in Anon

The Farting Contest  (Anon) I’ll tell you a story that is sure to please, Of a great farting contest at Burton-on-Tees Where all the best arses paraded the field, To compete in a contest for various shields. Some tighten their … Continue reading

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Mute Point

You whine, you moan, complain and groan, on & on, a cyclic whinging drone. I listen patiently – what a glutton. But how I wish you had a mute button.

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Gold Digger

half his age and nearly twice his height pretty as a picture but none too bright   he loves her open arms (and legs) – his “tart” spread-eagled on his sports-car’s bonnet   she likes him for his open mind … Continue reading

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Singing in the shower

Sometime ago, I posted a comment, in the form of a limerick on CP Singleton’s blog in response to his poem The man who sings real loud. I’d forgotten all about it until I got a wordpress notification that my … Continue reading

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Insomnia

 I don’t care what the experts say, sleep is such elusive prey, except when I’m at work. But hey… …can’t sleep at night, so I crash in the day.  

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Closing Time by Max Scratchmann

    It’s about time I showcased one of the poems that has been submitted to TAPP by the multi-talented performance poet, writer, illustrator (and occasional reader of this here blog) Max Scratchmann. So here it is :     … Continue reading

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Maya Angelou – RIP

OK, I’m a bit behind with my reading of the news. To be honest, I tend not to bother these days, as I’m a little tired of the negative spin that the media tend to put on things. But, occasionally … Continue reading

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Hip-Hop Was To Blame After All’ by Mr.B The Gentleman Rhymer

Hip-Hop is a genre of music that I’ve never really been able to get into. Which in some ways frustrates me, as a self-confessed lover of rhyme. So, I’ve decided, to share with you today, a work by of one … Continue reading

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Beware Of The Fruits In Suits – Doodlebug

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