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A funny poem about facebook

I post on my wall when I’m Happy. I post on my wall when I’m sad. I post on my wall for no reason at all, and upload snaps of food I’ve just had. I’m ever so popular on facebook. … Continue reading

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The Farting Contest – as published in Anon

The Farting Contest  (Anon) I’ll tell you a story that is sure to please, Of a great farting contest at Burton-on-Tees Where all the best arses paraded the field, To compete in a contest for various shields. Some tighten their … Continue reading

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Mute Point

You whine, you moan, complain and groan, on & on, a cyclic whinging drone. I listen patiently – what a glutton. But how I wish you had a mute button.

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Singing in the shower

Sometime ago, I posted a comment, in the form of a limerick on CP Singleton’s blog in response to his poem The man who sings real loud. I’d forgotten all about it until I got a wordpress notification that my … Continue reading

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Insomnia

 I don’t care what the experts say, sleep is such elusive prey, except when I’m at work. But hey… …can’t sleep at night, so I crash in the day.  

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Maya Angelou – RIP

OK, I’m a bit behind with my reading of the news. To be honest, I tend not to bother these days, as I’m a little tired of the negative spin that the media tend to put on things. But, occasionally … Continue reading

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Back in the Saddle?

Some of you may have noticed that I’ve had a long break from my blogging/publishing efforts. This was mainly due to illness and other pressing family matters, blah, blah, blah – I’ll save you the sob story… But I’m now … Continue reading

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Dipstick Dan

Dipstick Dan was no sharp shooter, which was such a shame. His firing range instructor said: “Dan, your method is to blame. You really need to rethink your sequence – Fire, Ready, Aim…”      

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21st Century Verse – A call for submissions

I’ve started compiling another anthology of light verse, with a target publication date of – basically, as soon as I can get it finished. With a bit of luck and a fair wind, it should be on sale some time … Continue reading

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Dance School

My daughter, like many others her age (9) likes to dance and sing. She’s been going to dance lessons once or twice a week for several years – She studies Ballet, Tap & Modern. A couple of weeks ago, it … Continue reading

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