Category Archives: humour

That Guy At The Bar by Trinity Nicholas

That Guy At The Bar by Trinity Nicholas Johnny, that joker, is delusional. He made himself up a life. He shut the door on reality and on six kids and a wife. He harps about funky adventures and love stories … Continue reading

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Parody – Mondays Child

Monday’s child will slap your face, Tuesday’s child is a disgrace, Wednesday’s child stamps on your toe, Thursday’s child just won’t go, Friday’s child is most unforgiving, Saturday’s child won’t work for a living, And as for the child that’s … Continue reading

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A funny poem about facebook

I post on my wall when I’m Happy. I post on my wall when I’m sad. I post on my wall for no reason at all, and upload snaps of food I’ve just had. I’m ever so popular on facebook. … Continue reading

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The Farting Contest – as published in Anon

The Farting Contest  (Anon) I’ll tell you a story that is sure to please, Of a great farting contest at Burton-on-Tees Where all the best arses paraded the field, To compete in a contest for various shields. Some tighten their … Continue reading

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An Ode To Your Nightie

Flimsy, flouncy little nightie Which doth cling e’er so tightly To your pendulous, saggy tits And your smelly hairy bits Keeping all just out of sight Through the hours of the night Covering things so unsightly Thank god for that … Continue reading

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Some Unsolicited Advice Concerning Baby Books by Laura MacDonald

It’s time I showcased another one of the poems that has been submitted to TAPP. This one has been written by Laura MacDonald from Canada. I took the liberty of providing the above doodle to accompany Laura’s words. Hopefully she … Continue reading

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…and relax…

commuting daily – getting stressed out to the max get home of an evening …and relax… working like a dog – earning wages, paying tax thank god for the weekend …and relax… working in the garden, cutting trees down with … Continue reading

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Doodlebug – On Your Marx

“…Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.” – Groucho Marx

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Mute Point

You whine, you moan, complain and groan, on & on, a cyclic whinging drone. I listen patiently – what a glutton. But how I wish you had a mute button.

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Gold Digger

half his age and nearly twice his height pretty as a picture but none too bright   he loves her open arms (and legs) – his “tart” spread-eagled on his sports-car’s bonnet   she likes him for his open mind … Continue reading

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