Category Archives: Funny Poetry

Some Unsolicited Advice Concerning Baby Books by Laura MacDonald

It’s time I showcased another one of the poems that has been submitted to TAPP. This one has been written by Laura MacDonald from Canada. I took the liberty of providing the above doodle to accompany Laura’s words. Hopefully she … Continue reading

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…and relax…

commuting daily – getting stressed out to the max get home of an evening …and relax… working like a dog – earning wages, paying tax thank god for the weekend …and relax… working in the garden, cutting trees down with … Continue reading

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Mute Point

You whine, you moan, complain and groan, on & on, a cyclic whinging drone. I listen patiently – what a glutton. But how I wish you had a mute button.

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Gold Digger

half his age and nearly twice his height pretty as a picture but none too bright   he loves her open arms (and legs) – his “tart” spread-eagled on his sports-car’s bonnet   she likes him for his open mind … Continue reading

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Singing in the shower

Sometime ago, I posted a comment, in the form of a limerick on CP Singleton’s blog in response to his poem The man who sings real loud. I’d forgotten all about it until I got a wordpress notification that my … Continue reading

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Mosquito

Announcing your arrival in a high-pitch buzzing-tone. As a tactic for survival, you’re seldom on your own.   Red lumps display where you have been. Often felt, though rarely seen.   But if I catch a glimpse of you, my … Continue reading

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Insomnia

 I don’t care what the experts say, sleep is such elusive prey, except when I’m at work. But hey… …can’t sleep at night, so I crash in the day.  

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Closing Time by Max Scratchmann

    It’s about time I showcased one of the poems that has been submitted to TAPP by the multi-talented performance poet, writer, illustrator (and occasional reader of this here blog) Max Scratchmann. So here it is :     … Continue reading

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