Category Archives: Funny Poetry

To Vote or Not-To-Vote…

…this is my dilemma… …well almost… The UK is having a general election this coming Thursday – 7th May and I’m slightly ashamed (but only slightly) to say that I couldn’t care less. I’ve decided that I won’t be  wasting my shoe … Continue reading

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Down in the woods

If you go down to the woods today You’re sure of a big surprise Unlucky Teddy number 13 strung-up before your eyes.   I took this photo a couple of years ago, during an Easter egg hunt. As part of this organised … Continue reading

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All Said & Done – Anniversary Post

All Said & Done is 2 years old today!! To celebrate, both the Kindle & print versions will be reduced in price on Amazon for the next 7 Days! So get-in quick and grab a bargain. The rest of this … Continue reading

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Tim Minchin

This brilliant video – if I may be allowed to paraphrase Mary Poppins – contains a few of my favourite things :- Performance Poetry Animation Music Humour & kittens in mittens (just kidding about that last one) I’ve watched Tim … Continue reading

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Office-Fever (a parody of Sea-Fever by John Masefield)

I must get back to my desk again, this lunchtime has flown by, And all I ask is that if I’m late, I won’t catch the boss’s eye; And if I’m ill and white as a sail with limbs and … Continue reading

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The – Spanish Slug – Invasion

My garden once was green and lush. Until on mass there came a mush of leaf munching slimy things. Vegetation annihilating thugs…  …an invasion of Spanish Slugs.   I’ve tried to stop them but I can’t. They’ve decimated every plant. … Continue reading

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That Guy At The Bar by Trinity Nicholas

That Guy At The Bar by Trinity Nicholas Johnny, that joker, is delusional. He made himself up a life. He shut the door on reality and on six kids and a wife. He harps about funky adventures and love stories … Continue reading

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Parody – Mondays Child

Monday’s child will slap your face, Tuesday’s child is a disgrace, Wednesday’s child stamps on your toe, Thursday’s child just won’t go, Friday’s child is most unforgiving, Saturday’s child won’t work for a living, And as for the child that’s … Continue reading

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A funny poem about facebook

I post on my wall when I’m Happy. I post on my wall when I’m sad. I post on my wall for no reason at all, and upload snaps of food I’ve just had. I’m ever so popular on facebook. … Continue reading

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An Ode To Your Nightie

Flimsy, flouncy little nightie Which doth cling e’er so tightly To your pendulous, saggy tits And your smelly hairy bits Keeping all just out of sight Through the hours of the night Covering things so unsightly Thank god for that … Continue reading

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