Author Archives: Dai Verse

About Dai Verse

Poet/muso/sketch-doodler/marathon-runner and founder of The Amorphous Poetry Project and Tap Publishing UK

SPAM-Bots or Crack-Pots?

Every now and then, I have a trawl through the “Comments” that have been snared in this here blog’s SPAM filter. I’m often bemused by the nonsense that is sitting there and wonder where on earth this stuff comes from … Continue reading

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Test-Card Doodlebug

There will now follow a temporary interruption to the broadcasting of this blog. Normal service will be resumed shortly. The fact is, I’m taking some time to concentrate on completing and publishing 21st Century Verse. So, I won’t be around … Continue reading

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Office-Fever (a parody of Sea-Fever by John Masefield)

I must get back to my desk again, this lunchtime has flown by, And all I ask is that if I’m late, I won’t catch the boss’s eye; And if I’m ill and white as a sail with limbs and … Continue reading

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The – Spanish Slug – Invasion

My garden once was green and lush. Until on mass there came a mush of leaf munching slimy things. Vegetation annihilating thugs…  …an invasion of Spanish Slugs.   I’ve tried to stop them but I can’t. They’ve decimated every plant. … Continue reading

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Doodlebug – Halloween Special

Romeo, Romeo – Werewolf art though Romeo! I’m sure old Mr Willy S’ would appreciate this…    

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That Guy At The Bar by Trinity Nicholas

That Guy At The Bar by Trinity Nicholas Johnny, that joker, is delusional. He made himself up a life. He shut the door on reality and on six kids and a wife. He harps about funky adventures and love stories … Continue reading

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Parody – Mondays Child

Monday’s child will slap your face, Tuesday’s child is a disgrace, Wednesday’s child stamps on your toe, Thursday’s child just won’t go, Friday’s child is most unforgiving, Saturday’s child won’t work for a living, And as for the child that’s … Continue reading

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A funny poem about facebook

I post on my wall when I’m Happy. I post on my wall when I’m sad. I post on my wall for no reason at all, and upload snaps of food I’ve just had. I’m ever so popular on facebook. … Continue reading

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The Farting Contest – as published in Anon

The Farting Contest  (Anon) I’ll tell you a story that is sure to please, Of a great farting contest at Burton-on-Tees Where all the best arses paraded the field, To compete in a contest for various shields. Some tighten their … Continue reading

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An Ode To Your Nightie

Flimsy, flouncy little nightie Which doth cling e’er so tightly To your pendulous, saggy tits And your smelly hairy bits Keeping all just out of sight Through the hours of the night Covering things so unsightly Thank god for that … Continue reading

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